lemme tell you about the dream i had last night because it was fuckin weird youre gonna want to buckle up for this one kiddos.
so i was getting married. and all of my followers were at the wedding, but only a couple of them had faces. like the people i know irl and some of you who i have on skype and stuff. but most of you were just headless bodies with your icons floating above your shoulders and i referred to you as your URLs.
and you all brought me wedding gifts but 99% of them were just blown up pictures of akihito. perumlegaaro gave me a toaster though.
all of my bridesmaids looked like slenderman. and the maid of honor kept calling the groom “pasta-kun” and i was hella confused so i looked over to the groomsmen and they were all…just….different kinds of pasta.
i freaked out (cause i somehow hadnt realized this was a dream yet) and grabbed technohm and told him to explain what was happening and he seemed to be the only fuckin sane one at this wedding and he just complained and said everyone was crazy and he was just here for cake. so i asked him about pasta-kun and told him to describe him and apparently i wasnt marrying a specific type of pasta. i was marrying pasta in its entirety.
so i looked back over to the groomsmen and they were all kind of just melting together into this giant ball of pasta which ended up rolling out a window, and everyone was still just sitting talking about anime at their tables and eating their appetizers (spaghetti) like noTHING WAS GOING ON. but when i ran over to the window everything was dark and the ball of pasta was just flying towards the sun. it was such a huge ball of pasta it blocked out the sun. and then i saw the back of yomi’s car pulling out of the parking lot like he was 100% done with everything.
everyone else finished their food eventually. every course was pasta. and then they left and i stayed there and looked at my akihito pictures for a few hours.
pasta-kun ended up standing me up, the bastard.
You know the worst thing is that this is exactly how I’d handle it too.